Stars:
***
Rating: PG-13 for
language, adult themes
Run
Time: 1
hour, 43 minutes
“Notting
Hill” meets “Pretty Woman” (sans common denominator Julia Roberts) in this quintessential
holiday date movie.
Jennifer
Lopez is just like you, or so she’ll have you believe – an ordinary,
middle-class gal who loves her kid and works hard for the money. Wonder of wonders, I bought J. Lo stumping her
low-rent stuff as a lowly housekeeper in a first-class
In a prototypical
case of mistaken identity, Marisa the maid (Lopez) lands face-to-face with suave
Senatorial candidate Christopher Marshall (Ralph Fiennes) while covertly duded up
in a hotel guest’s Dolce and Gabbana.
Oops.
But curiosity
gets the better of her, and Marisa flies with the charade. Something akin to
Cinderella stringing her prince along until the coach transforms itself into a
vivid orange hue. Naturally the clock eventually
strikes
Can true
love transcend the boundaries of race and class? Can Christopher Marshall slum
with the likes of a hotel maid and still win the Primary?
I’ve got to
give Lopez credit – she plies her unaffected appeal on screen with an effortless
charm that’s difficult to resist.
Fiennes eschews his inner freak (“Red Dragon”, “Spider”) in favor of a
million-dollar smile and a sexy nonchalance that’s insanely beguiling.
Lightweight
montages and fairy-tale platitudes fit the narrative like a glass slipper. Supporting players Bob Hoskins (recreating
Hector Elizondo’s “Pretty Woman” fairy godfather) and Marissa Matrone (the hotel
co-worker with plenty of dreams to go around) are frothy stereotypical sidekicks,
on sight merely to fulfill the fantasy.
Lightweight,
innocuous and romantic, “Maid” is good, old-fashioned fun.